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OUSHO said
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


Shakespear
if you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her


Optimist
If you love someone
Set her free
Don't worry, she will come back


Suspicious
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why


Impatient
If you love someone
Set her free
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her


Patient
IF you love someone
Set her free
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back


Playful
If you love someone
Set her free
*If she comes back, and if you love her still
set her free again
repeat*


C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she
m_she.free
if(m_she == NULL
m_she= new CShe


Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone
Set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free


Lawyers
If you love someone
Set her free
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that


Bill Gates
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade


Biologist
If you love someone
Set her free
She'll evolve


Statisticians
If you love someone
Set her free
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your
relation was improbable anyway


Salesman
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT"


Schwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone
Set her free
SHE'LL BE BACK


Insurance agent
If you love someone
Show her the plan
If she ever comes back, sign her up
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up


Physician
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle


Mathematician
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 peanut
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X)) x
5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point


Nowadays' style
If You Love Someone
Set it free
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL


If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE
CARELESS IDIOT